Jan - Dec  1998

18 Dec 1998
Jingle Bell Schlock
An endless stream of Christmas dreck

20 Nov 1998
Strangers On a Gravy Train
ABC Dials M for Motor Skills

13 Nov 1998
An Embarrassment of Riches
The hard-luck stories of celebrity superstars

6 Nov 1998
Ad Infinitium
Attack ads you may have missed

30 Oct 1998
Monster Mash
Suck's Halloween Creature Feature

23 Oct 1998
Suck's Evil Genius Grants 1998

2 Oct 1998
Having Trouble Coping? Again?
The cure for all your psychological problems

25 Sep 1998
Why We Didn't Run the Henry Hyde Story
Suck's ethics put to the test

18 Sep 1998
Starrmark Cards
When you care enough to send the very best!

11 Sep 1998
Kaiser on the Set
Ruling Hollywood with an iron fist, '98-style

4 Sep 1998
Royal Flush
Choosing the next People's Princess

28 Aug 1998
It Is, Indeed, the End of the World
The rejection letters of Judy Blume

21 Aug 1998
Idiot Gate '98
Suck's last word on the Clinton nightmare

14 Aug 1998
Off the Charts
Diagnosing the modern magazine chart epidemic

7 Aug 1998
Seasick Part Two Postponed
Disaster strikes the maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Suckster

31 Jul 1998
Seasick Part One
Suck stows away for the next wave of cruise journalism

24 Jul 1998
Beat the Press
The true story behind myfirsttime.com

17 Jul 1998
Rhyme and Reason
The lost TV theme songs

19 Jun 1998
Crash Course
Cartoon crashes vs. Cartoonist crashes

12 Jun 1998
Dancing Baby Boom
The hard life and troubled times of the Dancing Baby

5 Jun 1998
Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas
Gonzo journalism, '90s-style

29 May 1998
Is That Justice?
Hollywood lawyers meet the real world, hilarity ensues

22 May 1998
Endsville Postponed
What if Frank Sinatra had lived?

15 May 1998
Nothing Lasts Forever
Mr. Seinfeld, he dead

8 May 1998
Overprofes-sionalism: Fear It
A terrible affliction

24 Apr 1998
Springer Fever
The Jerry Springer Show gets a makeover

17 Apr 1998
'Dumbing Down': The evidence

10 Apr 1998
Soundbite Autopsy
The most challenging assignment of Kathy Ireland's career

3 Apr 1998
Smoke Out
High times, low concept

27 Mar 1998
Me and My Shadow of Irony
The Baffler Boys Hoax Harper's

20 Mar 1998
Vote Celebrity
Hollywood-on-the-Potomac cashes in

6 Mar 1998
The Complete and Unabridged Illustrated Encyclopedia of Friendship

27 Feb 1998
A cable channel for a mad, mad world

20 Feb 1998
New from the J. Suckerman Catalogue
The Silver Screen Collection, Spring 1998

13 Feb 1998
Technicolor Yawn
Primary Colors, shaded

6 Feb 1998
Enhance Your Communication Skills
Why bother walking the walk when you can talk the talk?

30 Jan 1998
Bowled Over
Suck reviews the ads of Super Bowl XXXII

23 Jan 1998
Vodka on Ice
Robert Downey Jr.'s prison manifesto

9 Jan 1998
Tarantino and Scorcese plug Bond